"A dugout, Marie", I said. "A dugout, not a canoe. A canoe is a whole 'nother level of culture."
A dugout is a log with part of the log removed.
Here's a link to a photo of a few dugouts
http://img2.photographersdirect.com/img/5171/wm/pd1270363.jpg
These were about the size of the one that I was ferried across the Niger River on when visiting a friend in the Peace Corps in Niger in 1977.
I saw some other dugouts - some larger - the first time we went down by the river we saw a large dugout approaching from the distance. Paddles were flashing in the late day sun as they paddled in near perfect unison. I know how hard it is to get a bunch of people in a boat working together because I was on crew in college for a season.
Anyway they got closer and we could see that they were singing as the paddled. There was enough wind that we couldn't hear the words and I didn't expect to be able to understand the words when they came by us - because I don't speak or understand any of the languages native to Africa.
But as they approached something strange happened. I COULD UNDERSTAND THE WORDS, in fact I knew all the words and the music. You may ask, "How?"
OK - I will assume that you asked.
Down in their dugout they had a boombox and it was blasting out a Beach Boys song.
Rather than tell you the name of the song - I will give you a link to it. Turn on your speakers!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=543vJAELe-Y
Why shouldn't the whole world paddle to the Beach Boys?
American culture has gone too far - way too far!